Squidward – If I had a dollar Sound Effect Shared by Krabby Caption ThisMix AudioTrim AudioDownload AudioDownload VideoFiled UnderOther, Sounds, 0 2 0 0 That iconic Squidward line from SpongeBob where he’s listing off all the things he’d do if he had a dollar for every time something annoyed him. It’s that perfect exasperated tone that captures his whole vibe. Embed